Upsilon Phi Literary Society

Dear old Ups, Jolly old Ups,
Dear old, jolly old Upsilon Phi,
Upsilon Phi, Upsilon Phi,
I'll live forever an Upsilon Phi,
Forever and ever an Upsilon Phi.

What's the matter with the Upsilon Phi's?
The keenest eyes
Can see no flies
On the Upsilon Phi's.
She is the best,
She leads the rest,
Upsilon Phi S-o-c-i-e-t-y